The legal issues involving intellectual property and information law are easily illustrated. Consider the fictional case of JAVA MAN, a Seattle- based coffee conglomerate that has elevated espresso to an art form and levitated lattés into opiates for the masses. Can anyone with a coffee pot and a few beans mimic JAVA MAN’s unique approach to caffeine delivery? Would-be competitors would be wise to first take a deep gulp...and consider how their perking could be irking the team of IP and IL experts charged with defending JAVA MAN’s interests. When it comes to protecting rights under intellectual property and information law, JAVA MAN never takes a coffee break.

TRADE SECRETS

Roasting is more than an art at JAVA MAN—it’s a science based on a tightly guarded trade secret known only to a handful of company executives. Each of the company’s concoctions—from Tar Pit Frappés to Stegosaurespressos—owes its distinctive taste to a specific roasting technique. What if a nefarious insider penetrates the vault in the company’s headquarters, pirates the formulas, and launches a competing brand of coffees? Et tu, brew tay! The erstwhile thief obviously doesn’t know beans about the trade secret protections found in intellectual property law. Thanks to these safeguards, the roasting formulas that put the jump in JAVA MAN’s Joe will remain secure.

COPYRIGHT

The syncopated percolations filtering through the soundtrack of every JAVA MAN radio and television ad constitute the national anthem of caffeine-conscious consumers. That fact is not lost on competitors, some of whom might feel stimulated to cut a duplicate track or two of their own. But copycats are mincemeat for the saber-toothed copyright lawyers at JAVA MAN, and officers of the court would have no compunction about issuing an injunction— or sentencing repeat offenders for a stint in the stir.

TRADEMARK

After a tough day pursuing mastodons, every caveperson craves an aromatic elixir of their own. That’s the thinking at JAVA MAN, a company that ranks the discovery of coffee just behind the invention of the wheel as a great moment in human history. Like a T-Rex leaving fossilized footprints, JAVA MAN stamps its prehistoric theme everywhere it ventures: from bean-sack burlap aprons to capacious cappuccino cups shaped like cauldrons. What’s to stop Neanderthal competitors from scrawling their own cave-art version of JAVA MAN’s lovable, stubble-faced mug? Trademark protections are an integral part of intellectual property law. Statutes and case law would freeze-dry any unwelcome forays and give JAVA MAN a heavy club to wield in court.

PATENT

When a crowd of Cro Magnons descends on their favorite JAVA MAN outlet, they can be assured of prompt service made possible by the company’s high-performance espresso machines. Can the equipment receive patent protection? Inventions that open the door to a competitive advantage when protected by a patent can shelter the market for a period of up to 20 years. So while challengers grind through the technological equivalent of the Iron Age, JAVA MAN’s patent barristers can lounge languorously in clouds of profit-producing steam.

INFORMATION LAW

Beating a path into their favorite JAVA MAN cavern earns frequent customers membership in the Caveman’s Club, where coffee compatriots earn special incentives and moneysaving coupons. An outside vendor maintains the list for JAVA MAN – but who actually owns the database? The U.S. Supreme Court has held that data generally cannot be copyrighted, but new information law doctrines are emerging to protect a company’s database investments. JAVA MAN customers have enough to be jittery about without worrying that their names and addresses could wind up in the public domain.